i had a dream last night that mariah carey killed herself because nick cannon dumped her...

so relieved once i woke up and realized that was untrue.

too tired to think.
too tired to write.
too tired to be creative
at all.


cant wait for school to start.

ew..perez.

lindsay ftw. as always.

stories from camp: gender neutral?

pixi: "will you take them to the bathroom?"

olive: "yah sure."

(i proceed to take the boys to the bathroom)

and later found out...that that wasn't a boy.

and i later found out that she pees standing up..

perplexed.

stories from camp: nature walk

directions: alright, we are going to go on a nature walk around the park. you are allowed to pick up whatever you want and put it in your bag. you will then use those materials to make a collage!

child: "olive, can i get grass."

olive: "yeah."

child: "i wanna find flowers!"

olive: "ooo cool."

child: "i wanna find monarch butterfly wings!"

olive: "...yah. good luck with that"