fucking vera bradley tote

fuck you and your fucking vera bradley tote
and your maxi dress
and your rainbow sandals.


fuck you and your fucking vera bradley tote
knocking me over
while i try to squeeze by
on the muni.

fuck you and your fucking vera bradley tote
do you understand
it's the muni
carry your bag in front of you.

common courtesy.

for my 6th grade crush

GNARCOTIX X IMINUSD PROMO from Gnarcotixsf on Vimeo.

check out Gnarcotix.

strange to see people on fix gears who can actually do tricks...

crazy huh?

Gnarcotix are from SF, and are sponsored by iMiNUSD..check out their website (i guess, i dont know why i am whoring for them) http://www.iminusd.com/

i had a dream last night that mariah carey killed herself because nick cannon dumped her...

so relieved once i woke up and realized that was untrue.

too tired to think.
too tired to write.
too tired to be creative
at all.


cant wait for school to start.

ew..perez.

lindsay ftw. as always.

stories from camp: gender neutral?

pixi: "will you take them to the bathroom?"

olive: "yah sure."

(i proceed to take the boys to the bathroom)

and later found out...that that wasn't a boy.

and i later found out that she pees standing up..

perplexed.

stories from camp: nature walk

directions: alright, we are going to go on a nature walk around the park. you are allowed to pick up whatever you want and put it in your bag. you will then use those materials to make a collage!

child: "olive, can i get grass."

olive: "yeah."

child: "i wanna find flowers!"

olive: "ooo cool."

child: "i wanna find monarch butterfly wings!"

olive: "...yah. good luck with that"